Would you rather know the first word humans ever spoke or the first joke humans ever told?
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Questions. Thoughts. Weird ideas. Instead of scrolling.
A question with no easy answer, a choice you’ll want to defend, a thought you’ll still be carrying around by lunch. Yorlo hands you one at a time.
Pick a side. Then see what Yorlo thinks.
Do you think people 50,000 years ago had inside jokes that disappeared with the last people who understood them?
Keep the ones that stay with you.
- Would you rather know the first word humans ever spoke or the first joke humans ever told?you said first joke · today
- There will be a last time you do everything you love.yesterday
- Do you think someone owes you an apology they don’t even realize they owe?you said yes · sep 2
- Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.aug 27
Nothing to refresh. Nothing to catch up on.
If you let it, Yorlo finds you three or four times a day, at times picked for your phone, never overnight, never twice in a row. No two phones get the same day.
- You have already met most of the people you will ever meet.
- Would you rather never have to work again or never have to sleep again?
- History is just the part that got written down.
One phone, one day, for example. Yours will be different. Each one opens the exact Yorlo it mentions.
Some are just thoughts.
Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.
You’ve never actually seen your own face, only reflections and pictures.
Every flat map is lying to you about how big things are.
Everyone you have lost touch with is out there having a Tuesday.
There will be a last time you do everything you love.
Do you think prehistoric kids ever complained that there was nothing to do?
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That’s it. That’s the whole app.